*giggle*

As a kid, we always sang odd songs in my family (what, my family, odd? never...)

One of them was Junk Food Junkie, byt Larry Groce. It actually made it up to #9 on the charts apparently. Hard to believe. Anyway, it's a really silly little song, and here are the lyrics:
http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/j/junk_food_junkie.txt